What a 48 hours it has been! I know it is a cliché, but there really has been a massive Political Earthquake in the UK. Talking of the UK, there is now talk of how much longer we will be able to call it a 'United' Kingdom with the SNP landslide in Scotland and a strong Tory government being thanks to turning England into a sea of Blue.
So what have we learnt over the past 48 hours? I've compiled some of the 18 key points, including the fact that more of us are into politics than we were five years ago, that the Daily Mirror isn't best pleased with the outcome of this election, and that the Cameron's know how to celebrate in style. Enjoy!
1. Always be wary of Opinion Polls
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4. We do not have a United Kingdom.
Whilst England is a sea of right-wing
blue, Scotland is a sea of left-wing
nationalist yellow. Image - BBC |
Every single opinion poll in the run-up to Thursday's vote said it was guaranteed to be a hung parliament, with Labour and the Tories neck-and-neck. The Tories won a majority (thanks to SNP/Labour scaremongering, I suspect).
2. A Safe Seat isn't always...Safe.
Just ask Ed Balls. Labour's Shadow Chancellor had a very humiliating night when he lost his seat, a complete and utter catastrophe for the Labour campaign.
3. Scaremongering Works
'Vote Labour, Get SNP' said the Tory Politicians and Press. 'A Coalition of Chaos', they screamed. The result of turning to the Fear Factor? A Tory majority.
4. We do not have a United Kingdom.
Just take a look at the results map. Apparently it bears a resemblance to Maggie from The Simpsons?
5. The electorate is cruel, brutal and ruthless.
Just ask former Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, whose party faced almost total wipeout on Thursday. Why? Because he dared to put the National Interest first and guarantee the Economic Recovery that we have seen...as well as taking the lowest earners out of tax, championing Mental Health and blocking radical Tory policies. I suppose destroying his party was the best way to thank him for the past five years.
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6. Ed Miliband
found out the hard way.
Image - Evening
Standard |
6. Never eat a Bacon Sandwich in public.
Ed Miliband is not Prime Minister because he made the fatal mistake of tackling a Bacon Sarnie in front of the paparazzi. Take note, future leaders.
7. We're going to have an EU referendum.
2017 will see the EU referendum Cameron has promised take place...and could also be the year his leadership comes crashing down. Not only will it divide the nation and certainly give UKIP support a boost, but it will also divide the Prime Ministers Cabinet Table, with senior members of his cabinet almost certainly to clash with the PM over views on Europe. This could be the end of Cameron.
8. Cameron has anointed George Osborne as his successor.
With George back as Chancellor and now as unofficial Deputy, it looks like Cameron has anointed Osborne as The Chosen One. Could he be the one to take over from Cameron if the EU referendum doesn't go his way?
9. Never mess with Murdoch.
Once again, it was the Sun wot one it. They tore Ed Miliband to shreds whilst heralding David Cameron as a gift from God. Look whose behind Number 10 tonight...
The moral of the story? Get Murdoch on side, never threaten to stop his near monopoly of the market, and get inside Number 10. Otherwise, best to quit gracefully - before becoming the laughing stock of the nation.
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10. Friday's very positive Mirror
front page. Image - Daily
Mirror via itv.com |
10. The Daily Mirror aren't too pleased about the outcome of the election.
They always do seem to have the most optimistic and innovative front pages.
11. The markets (and non-doms) are relieved the Tories are back in Town
According to today's Times, the FTSE 100 soared by 160 points on the back of a Conservative win, whilst 'Estate agents began to exchange on property worth millions of pounds', and one high-end London Estate agents boss said: "The black clouds have lifted. I have £50 million worth of business poised to go through in the next couple of days". That's thanks to the threat of a mansion tax disappearing overnight, no doubt.
12. Four Million Votes will only get you One Seat.
UKIP found this out the hard way. There are now demands for a fairer voting system, with the Green Party spearheading a new campaign to make the system fairer. Natalie Bennett's party won 1.5 million votes but only gained one seat.
13. Not everyone in the Conservative Party is jumping for joy
It was not Esther McVey's night. The former TV presenter was destined for greatness, with the Tory tipped to receive a senior cabinet position in a majority government. That majority government materialised - but poor Esther lost her seat.
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4. More people are engaged in politics than they were in 2010
The turnout in 2010 was 65.1%. This year it was 66.1%. Every little helps.
15. David Cameron doesn't like change
The PM has reappointed the same four people to the same four top roles in his government.
16. The Lib Dems are already fighting back
After a "cruel" election night that saw the parties biggest names (including Danny Alexander and Vince Cable) loose their seats and the leader Nick Clegg forced to resign, the party is already bouncing back. Since polls closed, 3,000 people have joined the Lib Dems. The only way is up!
17. Political Geeks are in for an exciting summer.
Not only will David Cameron be rushing through some of his biggest and most hard-hitting polices within the next 100 days, but we will also see the 'excitement' of Labour and Liberal Democrat leadership contests.
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18. When you've just been renamed as the Prime Minister,
why not splash the cash on a night out?
Image - Telegraph |
18. David likes to celebrate with a Posh Dinner
Where do you go for dinner when you've just been reappointed the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, defying every single opinion poll and securing a majority government - whilst at the same time bringing the axe down on all three of your political opponents careers? To a Very Expensive Private Members Club in Mayfair, of course! The Mail Online reported that George Osborne went along too. Isn't that nice, to know that They're (sorry, WE'RE) all in it together.
And that brings to and end my 18 things we've learnt from this Election. I do hope you've enjoyed all the excitement, shock and brutality that we've seen over the past 48 hours? Now I reckon it's time for a long lie down in a darkened room...